Zi-Yi Zhang A National DIsgrace

Like a rotting fruit I say. Its not like I disapprove but is just goes to say that when a person wallows in money, moral decline is a certainty - and I'm no prude myself. "International" actress Zhang Zi-Yi has become a celebrity again for the wrong reasons. Sex is not dirty but looking at the rather taste-bad pictures of her with her foreign BILLIONAIRE beau having a "private" time on his private beach...blech and double-blech.

Those pictures leave nothing imagination as to what Mr. BILLIONAIRE is doing to his love doll...

Woe China...

You won't see any pictures of our own Malaysian international actress Datuk Michelle Yeoh with her F1 beau...because there are none.

Dating someone stupid Madonna

Last night, just hours after confirming her divorce, Material Girl (aunty now) Madonna, who was performing to a sold out crowd in Boston, dedicated a song to Guy Ritchie. However, the track “Miles Away,” a little ditty based on their strained, career-based long distance relationship, wasn’t exactly a thank you for all the good times. Madonna set it up by saying, “This song is for the emotionally retarded. You may know a few people like that. God knows I do.” Ouch! Poor Guy, no one deserves to be dragged through the mud, and the media, by their ex.

Despite my obvious Madonna worship which started way back as teenager listening to Like a Virgin, I really feel sad for Guy. In relationships, no matter how bad they turn out, it should never be dragged out into the open. Maybe that's an Asian thing but I know that there's also a saying that goes along the lines of, Never air your dirty linen in public. Hopefully, Guy Ritchie gets more rich from his divorce settlement, unless there's a pre-nuptial agreement.

Sexiest Woman Alive 2008

Esquire, the men’s mag, just named new mom Halle Berry, “Sexiest Woman Alive 2008.” Not bad for a 42-year-old woman who spent a quarter of the year with a baby bump! Humbled, yet perplexed, by the honor after being in the business for 21 years, Berry asked, “Does being the sexiest woman alive imply that I know a thing or two about what’s sexy and, possibly, about sex itself? I’m not sure, but here’s what I do know: I know damned well I’m sexier now than I used to be!” Girl, you always looked good to us! So, in honor of Ms. Berry, who reminds us that, “Sexy is not about wearing sexy clothes or shaking your booty until you damn near get hip dysplasia; it’s about knowing that sexiness is a state of mind,” here are some other sexy women we’d like to congratulate for being who they are, just like Halle!

Hu Jing, frank choo tie the knot

Mainland Chinese actress Hu Jing married Malaysian business tycoon Frank Choo early Saturday, September 27, 2008. The grand marriage ceremony was held at Asia's most extraordinary hotel, Palace of The Golden Horses in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia.

Shia LaBeouf Mostly in the Clear for Crash

Shia LaBeouf's good fortune continues, but whether he'll be spending some of that fortune on a chauffeur is another question. The Los Angeles District Attorney's Office has opted not to file charges against the 22-year-old actor in connection with the July rollover crash that left him with a mangled hand. "We have formally rejected filing DUI charges because of insufficient evidence," D.A. spokeswoman Jane Robison told E! News Thursday. She said that her office expects to file charges against two other people involved in the smashup but no further details will be available until tomorrow. There was no immediate comment from LaBeouf's camp. It's not all over for the Eagle Eye star, however. Today's news may come as a relief but there is a DMV hearing set for Friday to determine whether the actor will lose his license for a year for failing to submit to a blood-alcohol test after the crash. "When a person refuses to have a blood alcohol test it is an automatic suspension under the Department of Motor Vehicle regulations," L.A. Sheriff's Department spokesman Officer Steve Whitmore told E! News. "That is why the hearing is tomorrow is because he refused to have a blood alcohol test. It’s an automatic suspension." DMV spokesman Armando Botello told E! that someone's license could be revoked for two or three years for refusing the test and that the minimum penalty is a one-year suspension. At tomorrow's hearing, an officer will review evidence, such as whether a test was requested and if so, whether LaBeouf was informed that he could lose his license, and hear from witnesses. A decision will be handed down 15 days after the hearing. LaBeouf is not required to attend and will not be, according to his attorney, Michael Norris. The Transformers hero was cited for misdemeanor driving under the influence while in the hospital but was never taken into custody nor required to post bail. He was laid up at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center, where he underwent surgery to repair his crushed left hand, for close to a week following the July 27 accident—which authorities eventually determined was the fault of the other driver. Herbert Simon, 21, was issued a citation for running a red light. His car hit LaBeouf's F-150 Ford pickup at about 2:30 a.m. in West Hollywood as the actor was attempting a legal left turn. LaBeouf and his passenger, Transformers 2 costar Isabel Lucas, were both taken to Cedars by ambulance. Lucas was released later that day after being treated for minor injuries. The accident, while it didn't exactly leave legions of fans in tears for LaBeouf's virtue, did draw more attention than ever to what seemed like party-hearty habits. "[Drinking is] not something that is conducive to being a role model—no iconic actors that I know of have problems like that," the burgeoning heartthrob had ironically told Details not long before the crash. "And I don't know how to do it like a gentleman. I don't know how to have one drink."

Hugh Hefner Wants Sarah Palin in Playboy

Hugh Hefner says he would like to have Republican vice presidential hopeful Sarah Palin in Playboy magazine. The 82-year-old magazine mogul says he thinks Palin would “make a great centerfold.” “Palin would make a great centerfold. I don’t know what it is, but there’s something about a really sexy-looking woman wearing glasses,” Hefner tells OK! magazine. “Imagine what she’s like when those glasses com off. It would be a new definition of the word vice in vice president.” Meanwhile, one of Hefner’s girlfriends has reportedly dumped him for a younger man. Sources say Playmate Kendra Wilkinson is engaged to Philadelphia Eagles wide receiver Hank Baskett.

Lindsay Lohan Breaking Down Again?

Lindsay Lohan’s family reportedly fears that the actress is reverting back to her old ways of drinking, doing drugs and cutting herself.

“Lindsay has a very addictive personality, and her drugs of choice are cocaine and prescription pills,” a source says. “She has different dealers in L.A. and New York. Half the problem is that nobody says no to Lindsay.”

The insider said Lohan’s girlfriend Sam Ronson is aware of the actress’ problems with cutting herself so she has hid all of the razors. “Lindsay has locked herself in the bathroom and cut herself in the past. Sam is aware of this and has hidden razors from Lindsay,” the source says. “Her parents found out that she was hurting herself again about two months ago and even started planning an intervention. But it never took place because Lindsay got wind of it and her mom, Dina, backed down.”

Star Couplings: Natalie Portman and Devendra Banhart

It's back to being single for actress Natalie Portman. In Touch Weekly is reporting that the aspiring director and her musician boyfriend, Devendra Banhart, have broken up. A source close to Devendra confirms, "Yes, they have broken up." That sucks, especially since Portman even appeared in a Bollywood-inspired music video for her now ex-boyfriend's song, Carmensita. The two apparently fell in love while shooting the video months ago. Couples shouldn't work together! The vid will be a constant reminder of what they used to have. Portman had even moved from NY to Los Angeles just to be closer to Devendra. The source adds, "Natalie and Devendra will remain friends but need some space and time away." No worries, we still think she can do better!

Couplings: Lindsay Lohan & Samantha Ronson Come Out!

I always knew the radio show Loveline was like a bit cup of truth serum! Dr. Drew always makes bitches cum clean. Although, he wasn't there when SamRo called in, but that doesn't matter! He was there in spirit! SamRo called into the show to talk to Stryker about the Travis Barker and DJ AM plane crash. They chat for a while and then SamRo's hands the phone over to her partner in pussy HoHan. They talk for a bit and then Stryker asks her: "Now, you and Samantha have been going out for how long now? Two years? One year? Five months? Two months?" HoHan kind of laughs and then says: "A very long time." Stryker tells her that they make a lovely couple and HoHan thanks him. Slap me twice with a strap-on and feed me a dental dam! I am SHOCKED! I thought they were just girlfriends who went shopping and talked about boys together? You mean to tell me that they are giving each other moustaches and squirting in each other's faces?! You know SamRo is a squirter. Her facial expressions tell me this. On a serious note, I kind of like the fact that SamRo and HoHan aren't shouting from the roof top of Home Depot that they are bumping pussies. It is more than obvious that they are lezzzzzzbian loooovers, but at least they aren't announcing it on the cover of a magazine. Right? Oh, what am I saying? They are still attention whores! White Oprah must be crying fake tan tears at the thought of how much money she's losing from her daughter not coming out on the cover of a magazine for millions of dollars! And I can't wait what Michael Lohan is going to say about this. Expect the words "Jesus," "Hell," "blasphemy," and "degenerates" to be used at least three times each in his statement.

The Bachelorette -- DeAnna Pappas and Jesse Csincsak

‘The Bachelorette’ couple DeAnna Pappas and Jesse Csincsak says they have decided to scale down their wedding and go for a smaller, more intimate ceremony. The couple, who were engaged on the ABC reality show in May, also reveal that they haven’t begun planning the ceremony. “We’ve gone from about 400 people, and we’re breaking it down. I think we want to enjoy ourselves and our day versus having to talk to a bunch of people all day long. So, we’re dwindling it down,” she told People magazine at the L.A. Confidential pre-Emmy party in Hollywood. Pappas says the only details they’ve decided on it the wedding date, May 9, 2009, her wedding dress, colors of the bridesmaid dresses and a cheesecake. “I don’t know how people plan a wedding. I know what color I want my dresses to be, and bridesmaid dresses. He wants a cheesecake. And that’s about as far as we’ve gotten,” she added. Csincsak said there are a few people who are guaranteed a spot on the guest list like former Bachelorette Trista Sutter, her husband Ryan Sutter, Bachelorette host Chris Harrison and the guy Pappas rejected to be with Csincsak, Jason Mesnick. “I’m friends with a lot of the guys from the same season I was on, Jason being one of them. [Chris] Harrison is a great guy. Trista and Ryan have been super-influential to us. We’re psyched to have all of them there,” he said.